Privacy, Please. 10 Things I don't want to know about you.

 I so don't want to know absolutely EVERYTHING about you. 

  We must stop the culture cultivated by Facebook, Twitter, Google, Yahoo and every other social media site that's popping up every five minutes. You will probably think I'm an old fuddy duddy but today I'm canceling the culture of Too Much Information.  Simply put,  the world will be better off if we don't all know all there is to know about you.

Here's a sample of what I don't want to know about you:

1. What your favorite sexual position is.

2. Who you lost your virginity with.

3. How old you were when you lost said virginity.

4. Who you're having sex with now. 

5. What your ass looks like.

6. What your bazongas look like.

7. How much money is in your bank account.

8. Who you got drunk with and threw up on.

9.  What your ex was like in bed.

10. What your current paramour is like in bed.

Please, no more. (You're sharing too much, really).

P.S. I really don't want to see another picture of you in a bathing suit, either. I don't care how awesome you think your body parts are.  Keep them to yourself and whoever you're currently sharing your bed with (and I don't want to know that, truly. See #4).

A little mystery is a good thing.